Here is a video of the hard core training the Army has me doing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uld5DW9tH4o&NR

And here are some pictures of me preparing for deployment. I woke up a bit fuzzy and decided to shave:















It was good enough for Honest Abe...
















Apparently this does not meet Army standards.















Neither does this:















This is my favorite, apparently a rule exists for this look as well.